Thank you for watching this movie so I don’t have to.

I tend to wait to see what other people say before watching movies these days. So the last movie I totally couldn’t take seriously was probably Star Trek II (the new one), but for entirely different reasons from your post — I’m a huge ST fan, so the final scenes where (spoilers) they basically redid the ENTIRE END OF WRATH OF KHAN ONLY FLIPPED, but then instead of following through with death they casually invented IMMORTALITY with NO CONSEQUENCE OR COMMENTARY and NEVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN —

Yeah. Fuck that noise. I was so excited for that movie, and so disappointed. I was rolling my eyes through the entire climax.