The Problem with The 100 (SPOILER ALERT)
WARNING: This contains SPOILERS for Season One of The 100.
What it’s like watching Season One.

This is one of the main reasons why I can’t get into The 100. The frikkin’ false tension means that whenever a major character supposedly dies, I assume they’re still alive somehow. So far, I’ve been proven right, although that does mean the show delivers zero tension for me. Maybe Season Two gets better?

I don’t even know what this post is about, as the whole time I was distracted by your udder, which looks like an entirely different organ with its protrusions in varying states of flaccidity or erectness. I feel sullied.
*shakes udders in yo fayce*